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Post by tempestlite on Mar 15, 2005 11:18:39 GMT -5
Casey: What should I do my project on? Sarah: Why don't you do it on those airplane guys...you know, the Warner Brothers. Queens CollegeAnother gem from our intelligent friends at Quees Collegewww.pointsincase.com/quotes.htm
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Post by tempestlite on Mar 16, 2005 21:58:04 GMT -5
"My alarm woke me up this morning, but I thought it was my pacemaker. So I hit my chest a few times to get it to shut-up, then I realized I don't have a pacemaker and that's when I got up." -Kristin, on false alarms Saint Mary's University
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Post by tempestlite on Mar 16, 2005 22:30:04 GMT -5
"Shut up! I can taste your thoughts! You fatty! I know you want to eat pork." -Chelsie, to her girl friend while high Gonzaga University
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Post by tempestlite on Mar 16, 2005 22:33:44 GMT -5
Mike: Bruce, don't f**k around with our fridge anymore. That tortilla you got out is dried out and that weiner you pulled out is rock hard.Max: So Bruce pulled out your weiner and made it rock hard?-On fridge courtesy Colorado School of Mines www.pointsincase.com/quotes/I'm sorry I just love this site ;D
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Post by tempestlite on Mar 18, 2005 19:29:39 GMT -5
Burns: Here's a phone. Call somebody who cares. (Lisa dials 911) Burns: Give me that! [glow=Purple,2,300]The Simpsons - Two Dozen And One Greyhounds (Season 6)[/glow] ;D
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Post by tempestlite on Mar 25, 2005 19:05:45 GMT -5
Bart: Got to focus, got to focus.Got to look at that bird.Got to focus.
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Post by tempestlite on Apr 1, 2005 1:20:49 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.[/glow] J D Salinger[glow=white,2,300]http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/quotes/j/j_d_salinger_550.php[/glow]
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Post by tempestlite on Apr 9, 2005 19:05:12 GMT -5
[glow=white,2,300] Many a false step is made by standing still. Lucky numbers 1, 31, 33, 39, 44, 45Fortune cookie[/glow]
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Post by tempestlite on Apr 14, 2005 17:35:47 GMT -5
Homer: HooHoo boy are you in trouble. Bart: What do you mean? Homer: When a woman says nothing's wrong, everything's wrong, and when a woman says everything is wrong, everything is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off. ;D
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Post by tempestlite on Apr 16, 2005 1:23:00 GMT -5
Kyle: Come on, Megan, that's not what math is for. Megan: No, YOU'RE a math w.hore!!-Miscommunication during a study argument Pomona College www.pointsincase.com/quotes.htm
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Post by tempestlite on Apr 16, 2005 1:25:18 GMT -5
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Post by tempestlite on Apr 16, 2005 1:27:27 GMT -5
[glow=white,2,300] Hillary: I just like having my car with me when I am at a party. Seamus: Is that in case you need to drive someone to the hospital? Hillary: Yeah. Eric: But why? 911 is like, delivery. University of California Santa Barbara[/glow] www.pointsincase.com/quotes.htm
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Post by tempestlite on Apr 16, 2005 1:34:01 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] Jake: There's a partial solar eclipse today.[/glow] Lisney: Aw, but its cloudy.[glow=red,2,300] Jake: It's okay, it's not supposed to last very long.[/glow] Lisney: I wonder if we'll be able to see it tonight... -Lisney, dropped Astronomy 101 Tarleton State University www.pointsincase.com/quotes.htm
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Post by tempestlite on Apr 17, 2005 18:51:34 GMT -5
If you're not strong enough to fight, either get stronger or go home.
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Post by tempestlite on Apr 25, 2005 20:06:56 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Jordan: I have a pick up line that is guaranteed to lead to a hook up every time.
Max: I call bullshiit, but go ahead, this should be good for a laugh.
Jordan: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?[/glow] University of California, Santa Barbarahttp://www.pointsincase.com/quotes.htm
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