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Post by Erin on Sept 10, 2004 0:46:50 GMT -5
Well what happens in this thread is that people can post various quotes. The quotes can be from your fav movie, book, TV show, or even just something you make up yourself. It can be funny, thought provocing, or whatever.
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Post by tempestlite on Sept 10, 2004 0:53:31 GMT -5
KK. All of my quotes from the old message board are gone but I guess that just means I get to start anew. Yay, Neggie fixed the message board! Anyway I love this quote and never got to post it on the old message board. "If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... Checkmate!" - Zapp Brannigan, Futurama
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Post by tempestlite on Sept 10, 2004 20:43:31 GMT -5
This is from a really cool site called www.corporatedump.com
Joke of the day: A woman goes to the local butcher to buy some meat for dinner. The butcher tells her that he is out of everything except, “dam ham.”
The woman buys the ham and goes home to cook it for her family. Her husband comes home from work and asks what she's cooking. “It's dam ham,” she tells him.
The woman, her husband and their son are at the table eating later that evening when the husband says, “Pass me the dam ham.”
The child then says, “While you're at it, pass me the f**kin' potatoes.”
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Post by Nergal on Sept 11, 2004 16:14:03 GMT -5
I think you've told me that one before or I've heard different variations of it.
Dumb and Dumber
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Post by tempestlite on Sept 12, 2004 14:18:37 GMT -5
See if you can say this 3times fast. giggle giggle jiggie piggle pot pie in a pan
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Post by tempestlite on Sept 13, 2004 13:27:02 GMT -5
You know you watch too much TV when you see someone staring out a window and the first thing that pops into your head is, They're not watching TV?... Then what are they looking at? ;D
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Post by tempestlite on Sept 14, 2004 20:12:37 GMT -5
This is one from the old message board. I'm putting it here because I love it. In a battle would you rather have brains, brawn, or a semi-automatic !?!
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Post by Nergal on Sept 18, 2004 23:52:23 GMT -5
Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
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Post by tempestlite on Sept 19, 2004 21:29:53 GMT -5
On the subway today a man came up to me to start a converstation. He made small talk, this lonely man, talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accomodating, but my head began to hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased and I couldn't help laughing. - John Doe, Seven
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Post by tempestlite on Sept 20, 2004 23:19:56 GMT -5
The Don: I have asked you here tonight so that you can perform a service Peter: Oh, what are you gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? Cause I'm married ya know. - Peter, Family Guy
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Post by tempestlite on Sept 21, 2004 22:39:38 GMT -5
Fry: "Wait a second. I know that monkey! His name is 'Donkey'." Professor: "Monkeys aren't donkeys. Quit messing with my head!" - Futurama
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Post by tempestlite on Sept 27, 2004 22:32:00 GMT -5
There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. That is all. - Oscar Wilde’s
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Post by tempestlite on Oct 19, 2004 19:45:22 GMT -5
Ratio me ducet,
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Post by tempestlite on Nov 19, 2004 2:05:40 GMT -5
I'm not violent. I just like to do violent things.
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Post by tempestlite on Nov 19, 2004 2:14:09 GMT -5
"If you look into my eyes you'll see another soul." -Sam, Quantum Leap
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